Pride Week 2014: Let's Try and Keep It Together This Year, Okay?

Last year you woke up in an alley behind a drug store laying on a deflated Crocodile Mile, caked in wet confetti, and staring into the eyes of an agitated coyote. You were friendless, hopeless, and haunted by the nagging fear that you’d personally set back gay rights by about four months. With a scratchy,…