Pride Week 2014: Let's Try and Keep It Together This Year, Okay?

Last year you woke up in an alley behind a drug store laying on a deflated Crocodile Mile, caked in wet confetti, and staring into the eyes of an agitated coyote. You were friendless, hopeless, and haunted by the nagging fear that youā€™d personally set back gay rights by about four months. With a scratchy,ā€¦